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I'm Becca or whatever the fuck nickname you give me 24, taken. im pretty laid back which can cause myself trouble cause i get lazy and im like ill do it later then two weeks later ill remember. im a little sassy shit you just don't understand i like anime and games. get at me cuties
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brosephtribbiani:

onlylolgifs:

Dog teaching baby to jump

And this is why dogs win.

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

this-is-kates-so-called-blog:

everythingfox:

Kitten Faces

They scream ❤️❤️❤️

latinagabi:

cordialpotions:

mormondad:

SHUT UP

You know he dead !!

Omg RIP

americasfavoriteabolitionist:

Peter : I’m just gonna enjoy a calm vacation for once (one time) (1) (just the one)

Nick fury : *nerfs Ned in the neck*

Mysterio : *uses the Thames as play doh*

Any kind of responsible adult superhero : *nowhere to be seen*

Peter :

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oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

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Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

cartoongoblin:

apatheticwitch:

illogical-bullshit:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 


I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

eazipeazie:

when you get spoiled in the middle of your route with no clue how or why something will happen, you usually would want to take precautions

onyourleftbooob:

goldensweetcheeks:

snellyboi:

localstarboy:

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

I texted my Arab friend for the translation and she replied:

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everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

trxye-and-txlly:

tomibunny:

macdoesit:

This is how I celebrate Marriage Equality

send this to your crush with no context

I’m actually crying